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Cheyenne, 15, UK. Not the typical 15 year old, not the typical blogger, not the typical anything. I love StarKid, Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Glee, HH, MIKA, and some other random shizzle. Blaine is perfect, Kurt is even perfecter, so Klaine is the most perfect thing on the planet. I make words up a lot. I like adding 'sauce' onto the end of words. Like randomsauce. And awesomesauce. I'm not sane. Seriously. Give me a word and I could find a song to sing. I dance in the street, I wear just about every colour of the rainbow on a daily basis, I like penguins. And I'm completely random. Yet amazing. "I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" "I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always been a freak. So I've been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I'm one of those people." John Lennon lessthanthree

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Draco Malfoy meets Sweet Tooth.

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best gif ever made.

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Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, SugaryQuoe, Samcedes
Glee had it comingGlee had it comingGlee only had itself to blameIf you’d have been thereIf you’d have seen itI betcha you would have done the same!
You know how producershave these little habitsThat get you down. Like Ryan.Ryan liked to ship Finchel.No, not ship STAN.Well, I came home this one dayAnd I am really irritated, andI just want to watch my OTPand there’s Ryan writingbad scripts, producing the showand shippin’. No, not shippin’.Stannin’. So, I said to him,I said, “Ryan, you stan thatFinchel one more time…”and he did.So I took the shotgun off the walland I fired two warning shots… …into his head.
Hah! He had it comingHe had it comingHe took a good showIn its primeAnd then he used itAnd he abused itIt was a murderBut not a crime!
Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, SugaryQuoe, Samcedes
Now, I’m sitting in the living roompreparing to watch television after dinner,minding my own business,and in storms my jailer Glee,in a jealous rage.“You been watching other shows,”Glee says. Glee was crazyand Glee kept screamin’,“You been watching other shows.”And then Glee ran into my knife.Glee ran into my knife ten times!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumThe dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Glee had it comin’ Glee had it comin’Glee had it comin’All along‘Cause if they used usAnd they abused usHow could you tell us That we were wrong?

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Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, Samcedes

Glee had it coming
Glee had it coming
Glee only had itself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

You know how producers
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Ryan.
Ryan liked to ship Finchel.
No, not ship STAN.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I just want to watch my OTP
and there’s Ryan writing
bad scripts, producing the show
and shippin’. No, not shippin’.
Stannin’. So, I said to him,
I said, “Ryan, you stan that
Finchel one more time…”
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots…
…into his head.

Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a good show
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, Samcedes

Now, I’m sitting in the living room
preparing to watch television after dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my jailer Glee,
in a jealous rage.
“You been watching other shows,”
Glee says. Glee was crazy
and Glee kept screamin’,
“You been watching other shows.”
And then Glee ran into my knife.
Glee ran into my knife ten times!

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

Glee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
All along
‘Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?

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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

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himeyuka:

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

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daxterdd:

I just can’t with how sweet this is.

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christopherpcolf:

xlucyintheskyx:

When you see it…

i was trying to find the ‘it’ you mentioned and i thought it was the picture illusion of the pig in her butt ((i got grossed out because w H Y)) that you were mentioning… obviously i was wrong.

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daxterdd:

Team StarKid With Darren Criss: A Day in the Life in Photos

Oh thank gosh. Billboard already took down the two on the bottom left and I was kicking myself for not having already saved them.

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you’re on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

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